Welcome to Rowett's Corner - The Birmingham Edition. Make yourself comfy and do make use of the index of selected blog pieces below.
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- Barnsley
"Barnsley were the best footballing side we saw down St Andrews last season. They were bloody marvelous today too. Pass and move. Pass and move. Keep ball. Overseen by a manager that looks like Phoenix Night's 'Young Kenny'. It's an impressive duo, and they were well worth their lead."
- The Problem with this Norwich Malarky
"Let's be frank. They aren't Manchester United. It's not an obvious career progression."
"The hordes of Donkeys fans in the John
Merrick stand were incredulous, delaying their celebrations until
witnessing Don Goodman in the skysports' commentary box banging the
glass and dancing with impish glee."
"Why couldn't the ground be isolated off a motorway and annexed to a Pizza Hut and a Mothercare on a tacky shopping complex?
That's what the Reading people like you see. The family club. Football, pizza and wet-wipes, all within reach of a solitary car park."
That's what the Reading people like you see. The family club. Football, pizza and wet-wipes, all within reach of a solitary car park."
"I'm in an unnamed burger bar at a service station near Peterborough, and I'm shaking with anger."
"I forced a smile of pity and patted the old man's shoulder in consolation. It was a small gesture, one to help soothe his woe."
"Their manager, a scrotal sack in a suit that's found a toupé, stares at us constantly. "
"Darren
Carter - BRMB's answer to Jamie Redknapp - usually a cool and collected
boy/man has to be restrained and held back in the press area by
security. His face is red and he's lost his famed restraint."
"On
the Maniche show - in that rented-out steam-room where the heat's been
turned off and an increasingly bent, rocking, vulture-like Steve
Claridge murmurs over epileptic footage of lower league football - they showed a rampant Blues display."
"If
we could have seen Lady Luck today in heaven she'd have been spit
roasted by Clough and Robin Hood. We can't compete with that, and we
were punished for failing to win over the lecherous cow's affections."
"Today, Solihull an empty desert of fog and affluent houses, the infinite driveways stretching onto the abandoned roads. Too
early for the commuters, even too early for the birds. Silence echoed
through the byways save for our car radio muttering out 'Fisherman's
Blues' on TalkSport."
"Colin
Tattum's the polar opposite. Spending his days sitting at his desk in
Blues Towers, with his servant girls oiling and massaging his bald head.
As the emissary to the Blues gods, he farts in knowing acceptance every
time they bequeath a message onto him as the official source."
"'What's your favourite sandwich Alex!?' hiccuped one fool in the darkened tavern.
'Ploughmans'
'Do you like us fans?' spurted a desperado.
'Aye'
'What's the score for Satdee?' mused a man in double-denim sitting under a spider-web."
'Ploughmans'
'Do you like us fans?' spurted a desperado.
'Aye'
'What's the score for Satdee?' mused a man in double-denim sitting under a spider-web."
"Jowell's
wrinkled face forced a false smile, revealing a hideous array of
coffee-stained crooked yellow teeth. 'I ssssee. Well Mr Ellis, you will
be aware that we'll need to scrutinise this bid and should it prove
favourable, you'll be hearing from us.'"
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